that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am midnight drunk by noon
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
How external is "for external use only"?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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