i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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