yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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