I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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