Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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