so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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