You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
