Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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