this beer tastes like vomit already
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
