I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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