Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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