If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
