PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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