Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what if I'm pregnant?
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Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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