Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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