I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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