He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
