Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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