We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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