I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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