Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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