another moral hangover. fuck.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
