I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize