Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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