It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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