We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I am mentally ready for anal.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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