What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
