talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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