Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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