Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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