Your mouth is God's brothel.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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