why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I lost the right to judge tonight
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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