Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
