just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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