he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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