similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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