well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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