Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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