Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
