all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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