found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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