The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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