About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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