Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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