We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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