Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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