i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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