I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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