My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
There's even glitter on my cock...
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