What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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