i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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