What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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