My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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