So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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