we're blogging at a bar
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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