Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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