Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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