seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
PANTIES FOUND
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