Sry I called you an 8
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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