Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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